I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
I’ve been enjoying not having a movie studio tell me when to get haircuts, but now Sarah says the time has come. Farewell, post-tfios puff.
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
"Give me as much whipped cream as you can without getting fired"
leaning tower of creamza
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
There is a “salmon cannon” that helps the fish get upstream and over dams by safely launching them more than 100 feet into the air. Source
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”