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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

fishingboatproceeds:

I’ve been enjoying not having a movie studio tell me when to get haircuts, but now Sarah says the time has come. Farewell, post-tfios puff.


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as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

spicy-vagina-tacos:

sANDwiHCHES?!?>,1>?!


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dennys:

wilbertweed:

"Give me as much whipped cream as you can without getting fired"

leaning tower of creamza

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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did-you-kno:

There is a “salmon cannon” that helps the fish get upstream and over dams by safely launching them more than 100 feet into the air. Source

please just — just see me.

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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kritzelkrams:

Sleeping-Bag-Pyro.


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JD